March 23rd, 7:20PM

Although i did not suffer any damage to myself or to my home in the Perth March 23rd storm, all of the rain however, did cause a lot of sand and dirty from garden beds to wash around and then gather at the bottom of a steep hill. Little did i know this as i was going down said hill at quite a substantial speed on my longboard, with only a little bit of light being provided by street lamps. It was all but to late by the time i realised, and I hit the sandbed, putting into practice Newton’s First Law of Motion, the board stopped and i didn’t. And now i have a fucking hole in my arm and grazes every fucking where.